Step into the absurd and chaotic world of Wumbology with this hilarious Certified Wumbologist patch! Measuring 3.5" x 2.25", this all-black patch features crisp, vibrant embroidery that stands out on backpacks, jean jackets, hats, or anywhere you want to flex your chaotic, meme-loving energy. Iron-on for easy use—or sew it on for extra flair.
 
Whether you’re decking out birthday bags, adding a splash of playful nonsense to your favorite jacket, or gifting a friend who lives for cartoon chaos and internet memes, this patch delivers maximum Wumbo energy. If you know, you know.
 
🎉 Expect smiles, snorts, and maybe some raised eyebrows.
 
✨ Why This Patch Slaps:
Big Wumbo Energy – 3.5" x 2.25" of stitched absurdity
Premium Materials – Soft cotton blend, crisp threads for long-lasting wear
No Sew Stress – Iron-on backing included, or sew/pin as you like
Unapologetically Wumbo – Perfect for meme lords, chaotic fans, and collectors
 
🌀 Warning: Side effects may include:
Sudden urges to declare yourself a Wumbologist in public
Uncontrollable Wumbo chanting at inappropriate times
Obsessive backpack/jacket inspections for maximum Wumbo energy
A compulsive need to educate friends and strangers on the sacred art of Wumbology