Bring absurd, deadpan cartoon humor to your fit with the “Is Mayonnaise an Instrument?” embroidered patch — a legendary line delivered with peak starfish logic. Whether you’re a retro cartoon fan, marching band geek, or just deeply committed to dumb jokes done right, this patch belongs on your jacket, backpack, or hat.
 
It’s the perfect blend of musical chaos and nostalgic meme energy, stitched clean and bold so the joke lands instantly. Subtle enough for those who know, loud enough for those who don’t.
 
🌟 Why You’ll Love It:
✔ Classic Cartoon Humor – A deep-cut quote that never stops being funny
✔ Clean, Durable Embroidery – Crisp stitching that holds up to real life
✔ Stick It Your Way – Iron it on fast, sew it down forever, or pin it for chaos flexibility
✔ Band Kid Approved – Marching band, jazz nerds, and starfish philosophers welcome
 
📏 Material & Size:
• 26% cotton / 74% polyester twill
• Rectangular patch designed to make the joke readable and bold
• Heat-safe iron-on backing for easy application
 
🌱 Made On Demand:
Crafted as ordered to reduce waste while keeping quality top tier.